I come in peace and with a grand recipe for:
Ratty Patties
INGREDIENTS:
1 whole banana
1 egg
2 tbs of flour
olive oil
RECIPE:
peel the banana, grate it, add the egg and 2 tablespoons of flour. Mix (preferably with a fork), you can put oil in the frying pan but you don't have to. Besides, it's healthier without oi. Heat the frying pan and pour small portions of the batter. Wait until it browns and turn it over. When done on both sides remove from the frying pan, wait until it cools down and serve it to your rat (you can eat it yourself too, I like it very much

Bon appetite!